MASTHEAD
Meinzer:Supreme Vice Chancellor of Snakes and Graphics
Madhu:Supreme Vice Chancellor of Gardens and Websites
Meghan:Supreme Director of Punks, Runaways & Snaps
Ryan:Supreme Vice Chancellor of Scribbles, Handwriting and Crows
David:Supreme Vice Chancellor of International Affairs and Teapots
Lucas:Supreme Ambassador to the Winds of Chicago
Reuben:Supreme Conservator of Stayman Winesap Distribution
Thomas:Duke of Space
Whiskey:Supreme Vice Chancellor of Awkward Absurdity and Mistakes